Picnic

Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

Sheldon: "Picnics are no picnic, either. Where should we go to lunch? Oh I know, the ground!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 7, 2018

PICNIC

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

by Andrew July 2, 2004

picnic

a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%

"I say charles it is a splended day, do you feel like a picnic?" (skys darken)

by The Mustard Tiger August 2, 2007

Picnik

A cheap version of photoshop that requires no photo-editing skills at all. Usually used by teenagers to add stupid filters to their images that makes them look cooler than they do in real life.

Bro! I used picnik to make my profile picture look hot!

by someRandomperson12 January 10, 2011

carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

cereal picnic

(n) A descriptive noun used to describe an event as less than perfect. Derived from the Latin ceralus picnicus that tells of a misguided suitor that was so lame he brought only cereal to a picnic date.

Let's blow this party - with all the quarterback chads and lindsay hiltons it's turned out to be a cereal picnic.

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

Powerpoint picnic

A sales rep providing lunch by buying all the pre-cut sandwiches from the local shop.

"The deli is out of sandwiches some knob jockey must be throwing a powerpoint picnic for the sales team.

by Working Lunch April 21, 2009