Pickeled

A well-known slang term for being totally robbed, raped, done wrong, done dirty, cheated, scammed, sold a bill of goods, lied to, sold out, backstabbed, betrayed, tattled on, snitched out, or otherwise fucked over by a person no one would ever in a million years consider anywhere near smart enough to get one over on a mildly retarded goat let alone another human being. If you have ever had your wallet stolen by an inbred trailer trash whore with a 2nd grade education and a couple of extra chromosomes, you have been Pickeled. If you have ever had your car comandeered and then totaled by someone who seemed to be a desperate undercover FBI agent on the trail of a dangerous psychopath criminal who later turned out not to be an FBI agent or even a member of law enforcement at all but in reality was a tipsy 10th grader whose grandfather was a cop before he got Alzheimers, you have been Pickeled. "Pickeled" was coined by the people of Western Washington who ever had any occasion to do business with, buy a house near, or attend school with any of the adults or children of the notorious Pickel family, a well known group of lying, thieving, scamming, crooked, backstabbing snitch assholes famous for both being about as sharp as a sack of wet mice AND for happily fucking anyone and everyone over as hard as possible as soon as possible.

Yokel 1: "Hey, what the hell happened to Ray's Mustang?!? Why is he driving that ancient, shitty Volvo?"
Yokel 2: "He got TOTALLY Pickeled cause he made a deal with one of those Pickels to do some work for them and though they had him working exclusively on their houses for more than a month, they never paid him a dime so his car got repo'ed."
Yokel 1: "Well that was awfully stupid of him, those people never pay for shit, all they do is steal and suck the intelligence out of every room they enter!"
Yokel 2: "Inorite?!?"

by BadgerBite May 31, 2014

pickel weed

A person who you think is a drug dealer but who is also your next door neighbor.

Look at that pickel weed.

by Nomnim December 12, 2015

pickeled vagina

When your grandma baths in vinegar to persevere her lady bits

My grandma missed bingo night so she could renew her pickeled vagina

by M_brady2 April 28, 2016

pickel-down-a-hallway

a mostly inappropriate way to define a female who has had intercourse with every male you know, and then some. it is a reference to how said intercourse must feel

You don't wanna go out with her man, it is like a pickel-down-a-hallway

by Shudonen July 8, 2017

Pickelhaube

A German disguised as a toxic Australian man.

Spa and Pickelhaube always have beef in a certain server.

by One Final Fuck-up September 10, 2020

Pickelhaube

An Australian lad that disguises himself as a German dude.

Pickelhaube is smort and woke.

by One Final Fuck-up September 10, 2020

picklelize

to add a pickle to anything

i have picklelized your frys.

by parisissy December 3, 2021