Pickering

The act of wiping ones vape on their asshole in order to dissuade them from using it later. A noobish attempt at quitting.

Dante was pickering all night last night. I saw him hitting that shit in the bathroom this morning lmao.

by Jay Duzza March 24, 2024

Dickbrained

When you're typing the greatest comeback of all time, but you start daydreaming about how awesome it's going to be and end up just typing some nonsense.

Dude. That was going to be the sickest burn ever until you dickbrained it.

by PlatKnight November 11, 2024

Luke pickering

Male, typically overinterested in submarines, has seen more dicks than a gas station toilet yet somehow still identifies as straight.

Bryan asked Luke Pickering out on a date, but all Luke talked about was submerging.

by BoeJanglesz June 7, 2017

jessie pickering

Jessie is a slag who fucks all the boys around and she’s a lil slag who has a fishy fanny

She’s such a jessie Pickering

by Fuckjessie May 24, 2018

matthew pickering

Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs

Gonna go do some “matthew pickering” this weekend

by jcv2001 July 28, 2019

Ben Pickering

Twat. Ben Pickering is a twat.

Mate you’re such a Ben Pickering

by YeBoiSkinnyPenis August 29, 2019

stuart pickering

Stupid nob head forehead doesn't end touches up little children like clark hudson

Boy 1:Hey yo you seen the nonce over there
Boy2: no it's stuart pickering

by Gabby fat March 11, 2022