Pachow

A word that can be used for any given reason at any given time.

Very much like the word pie, it can answer any question, break awkward silences and can be used as an exclamation of joy, among other things...

Variations: Pachowie

Example 1
-awkward silence-
Person 1: Pachow!!!
Person 2: Erm... What?
Person 1: Yep... That's right... Pachow.

Example 2
Person 1: Yeah!!! Pachow!!!

Example 3
Person 1: What is the numerical value of pi?
Person 2: Pachow...
Person 1: lol what?

-end of question-

by Danimono December 17, 2011

Pachoch

(pronounced pah-choch)

A slang word used to refer to a woman's private parts/crotch area.

I just got a Brazillian Wax and now my pachoch is killing me!

by Tonight I'm Jus tMe December 16, 2009

Piccolo Trumpet

The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.

Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.

by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016

Piccolo

A glorious instrument, if played properly and in tune. It takes a master flute player to tread on the ground of the piccolo, only some make it out okay...

What is that glorious noise?
It's Abby, playing the piccolo perfectly in tune and properly.
I didn't think that was possible...
It is quite rare, for the average piccolo player.

by RalphSpelledRalf June 30, 2018

Pachoo

When something is cute or random and you feel all squirmy inside

Squirrels are so Pachoo!!
or
(Insert crush name) is pachoo today it makes me so soft

by rileyblanchard August 10, 2018

piclownjew

A nice looking clown head who screams and screams and screams. Piclownjew is a flash fad that appears in many flash movies on Newgrounds.com, and is used mostly by flash groups like the "Star Syndicate" and the "Glock Group." His origins are mostly unknown, but most NG Users love him. His voice is also very loud, and it is used in many screamer flashes, but to people who like piclownjew, it is funny, not scary.

Clock User 1: That movie is mighty swell.
Clock User 2: I agree! What do you think, piclownjew?
Piclownjew: BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

OR:

Strawberryclock: B!
Noob: LOL WTF.!!!1
Piclownjew: BWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

by Orangebeef August 7, 2006

Pachovism

Holy ass society of duck-like personalities (duck=patka, patche in Macedonian lang.), highly skilled/distinguished in ass-hole sucking, sneaking, licking and duck-like walking/shaking afterwards following in formation their ass-prime. “Ass is a sacred place” is in their preamble/mental matrix, existing for anus maintenance as their only objective/purpose. There is no pachovists limit per ass, and they usually gather around Alpha-ass (boss, manager, leader, decision-maker) in small groups, with distinctive order and role in daily routine of ass preservation. Achieving goals which are usually far from their capabilities and taking places of true professionals in company structures, with no real practical ability are 3 most common recognition characteristics of the true pachovism represent. How to discover a pachovist?-talking nonsense, 24/7 play-dead-busy-looking, low-speed reckoning and judgment, leather jacket/french coat as outfit is more than welcome, nasty habit like public nose picking or poor hygiene. Male species are usually with questionable high education, with strong mental sexual deviations, mostly finding their partners as dominant in every department, looking their way in fetishes. Female species are usually fine “equipped”, with bollocks-sense of fashion, mainly oriented in office excursions able of infinite trash-talk. Most common feature for both genders is noisy discussion in shared facilities, generally to emphasize some irrelevant point/justify themselves.

Alpha-ass: Hey Asutrak, when those monthly reports will be finished and sent to the head office?
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?

Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.

by Sigmund69 May 28, 2012