Viking Piñata Funeral

A funeral process where a person’s cremated remains are set out to sea on a ship that is then lit on fire via fire arrows that are shot from the shore, then, the funeral attendees equip diving gear and collect the ashes, whoever gets the most wins the person’s will

“We had a Viking Piñata Funeral for Tyler last Saturday, he will be missed”

by Raccski April 10, 2021

Piñata

When you cum inside of a girl, punch her in the stomach, and your jizz explodes out of her pussy.

My pullout game was weak, so I hit Stacy with the piñata.

by scott&john June 18, 2017

human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game

Nate was a pink human piñata this week

by booze OG May 5, 2013

Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.

I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy

by eddsned September 9, 2016

piñata

letting a fat chick ride your dick as candy falls out of her fat

Me and Debby had a piñata last night.

by camtrill June 4, 2016

Colombian piñata

A method of abortion in which a pregnant woman is savagely beaten, usually with a bat or pole of some kind, until the desired result is achieved

I'm not sure I can make an example sentence for Colombian piñata without feeling like a scumbag

by TheWillToWynne June 2, 2015

concrete piñata

Something you are not looking forward to doing or seeing.

They're not allowing booze at the party, so it will be about as much fun as hitting a concrete piñata.

by IronSam March 19, 2014