poofinga

a man who fingers themself in the year the year 8 math toilets

olly lofthouse is a poofinga

by poofinga December 22, 2022

poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 1, 2024

Poofing

The act of inserting drugs or alcohol into the vagina.

Smoking meth was no longer working so Karen decided to try poofing it for quicker absorption.

by SassyFern August 3, 2025

Phooning

Refers to a man gooning so much that his urethra can no longer shoot semen, and instead shoots puffs of air out because he has drained his testicles. The word comes from the “phoo” sound produced by the air coming out of his urethra.

My cousin Rick has started phooning. It won’t be long before he gets sent to a Doctor.

by CoolguyoG July 11, 2025

fire proofing

- When a man or woman who has been rejected by another person continues to pursue that person and goes out of their way to win them over

- Making someone fall in love with you again.

- Giving someone a second chance when they don't deserve it

He is totally fire proofing her!

by Wise owl May 15, 2013

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

Sping Poofing

When someone with bad internet plays a game with intent to play on the bad internet.

Clamanium with their specturm wifi is sping poofing again.

by badgirlhalo May 6, 2024