Pooda

Any person(s) who are homosexual, Abbreviation of Poofter.

Fuck Sam!, Look at that Fuckin' Pooda

by Dave January 11, 2005

phoody

Phoody is Hindi translation of Pussy means Females Vagina. It's a slang and is used to abuse others in India and Pakistan.

Terey maa kee phoodey meaning " Yours Mom's Pussy"

by Alcatel July 10, 2005

phodaddy

Man with small penis

Gaelan is a phodaddy.

by Systaltic March 30, 2017

Phootage

"Phootage" (noun): The unintentionally shaky and blurry video footage captured by amateur videographers using their smartphones, resulting in a visually chaotic and slightly nauseating viewing experience. Often accompanied by muffled audio and accidental finger coverings of the lens, phootage is a delightful blend of "phone" and "footage" that showcases the raw and unpolished side of modern-day documentation.

"Hey, check out this hilarious phootage I captured at the concert last night! It's like a rollercoaster ride for your eyes and a symphony of accidental finger taps for your ears!"

by psycho87 May 30, 2023

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

poodaphile

someone who likes to have anal sex and push the shit further up the rectal cavtiy with his penis.

the dude is such a poodaphile he loves cramming shit.

by Porcelain Buddah September 19, 2008

Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.

Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"

by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019