Phoner 

Appearance of having a sizeable boner due to having your large PDA or smartphone in your front pocket.

Rach: Dude, youre rockin a sick boner right now you creep.
Tad: No actually thats my phone. im rockin a total phoner right now.

Phoner by Quantumface August 24, 2009

Phoner 

A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.

Clerk: One day I am going to shove a cell phone down a phoner's throat.

Clerk: I just had to help ANOTHER phoner. Why can't they just ask the person they are on the phone with to "Hold on a moment."?

Clerk: I hate phoners; they are so rude!

Clerk: I just hung up that phoner's phone while they were in mid sentence! (This is usually fallowed by a high-five from another clerk.)

Phoner by Harleq August 17, 2010

Phoner 

That awkward bump that occurs when your phone moves over in your pocket close to your crotch. This happens most frequently with girls in tighter pants and large pockets.

"I hate these pants! Every time I sit down my phone moves too close to my crotch! it looks like a boner!" "No man, that's a phoner!"

Phoner by Franz Kiplar Wednesday October 25, 2009

Phoner 

When the fabric of ones pants bunches up in the crotch area creating the illusion of a massive phony boner.

Hey pal, are you just happy to see me, or are you sporting a phoner.

Phoner by Brian Cullinan September 20, 2005

phoner 

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!

man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!

phoner by niktrack November 16, 2007

phoner 

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner

hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner

phoner by zadowmanic January 18, 2011

Phoner 

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.

Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.

Phoner by magikarpusedsplash September 29, 2011