zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

Moped-o-phile

A creeper 18+ always prowling for girls 18- to lock up in his room, aka his mother's basement. doesn't maintain employment or longterm residency & often has black eyes and bloody mouths. known to have a certain "look" they often grow or glue a "molestash" to alter the alarm triggering look and are rocking a moped cause they wrecked their white van with blacked out windows by driving by a park.

1. Hey! Look their is a moped-a-phile! I hope someone kills that s.o.b.
2. Did you hear about Robby's van? Guess he's gonna have to be a moped-o-phile till he can afford to get it fixed.
3. Congratulations on getting your license Robby, now you're a regular moped-o-phile!

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Phile

the literal meaning and embodiment of depression

ex. Dude, don't be such a Phile you can do better.

by bruv you dont know who i am January 9, 2020

vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.

that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.

by green trump July 6, 2022

philed

To become so discouraged by the matchmaking system in Overwatch, one elects to play the AI instead of regular games.

I can't believe the 3 REINHARDTS cheese strategy. I feel completely philed and demoralized.

by Darayn May 29, 2016

Philed

Philed (verb)

1. The act of someone unexpectedly breaking another's heart immediately after a first date, often without clear reason or warning.

2. A sudden end to a burgeoning romantic interest, leaving one party feeling surprised and disappointed.

"After an amazing night out, I was completely blindsided when I got "Philed"; she just texted me saying she wasn't ready to date, leaving me to nurse a one-date heartbreak."

by Fkp0625 November 4, 2023

Walltong philes

Some scary shi dat giv u nitemares or sum ting idk

Man.1: i get scær'd by walltong philes
Man.2: me too

by Alternatesexual February 16, 2022