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box pearl

A piece of foreign matter trapped in a woman's vagina continually being coated an recoated with various natural an man made substances
I pulled out after blowing my load, to find a box pearl stuck under my foreskin
by Herbie April 20, 2019
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Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020
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Melting pearls on my tummy

How ejaculate might look on one's stomach after masturbating.
American Dad - Season 7 Episode 9 Rodger says "I'll just be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
by stevezoob June 9, 2012
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pear dream

1. The occasion of having a nightmare and waking up from it, only to soon discover that you didn't really wake up at all. And repeat.
Best if each pseudo-waking involves conversing with someone sleeping beside you.

2. (in cinema) When a film has an eerie moment involving a nightmare which a character is unable to wake up from. The character will continuously wake up each time by gasping and sitting up in bed. Usually a cheap attempt at something psychological or "artistic", with vague dialogue from the character/s feigning profoundness.
Also usually followed up by an interesting experiment with camera techniques, and some vague imagery hinting at existentialism. Always done with suspenseful music.

Both above definitions drawn from the Kids In The Hall sketch, the Pear Dream.
1. Last night I had a terrible pear dream about clowns. For a moment there I thought I had slept with a man named Bobo.

2. A: What's wrong?
B: I had the pear dream again.
A: Was I there?
B: Yes. I think I'm insane.
A: I know you are.
by Bruno Puntz-Jones July 20, 2010
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Pearmode

The state of being a male with a pear shaped body. Term used on 4chan's /fit/ board and other bodybuilding forums. Originated after an unfortunate image appeared on the internet, which you may view by google image searching the term pearmode.

See also ottermode.
I would rather have sex with Rush Limbaugh than a guy who was pearmode.
by RackEmUp January 18, 2013
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Pearl Twirl

Do you want to go to the bathroom and have a Pearl Twirl?
by Deembee June 14, 2018
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Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much
Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT
by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021
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