Phallusy

The myth of Moby's Dick. The idea that the elusive sexual satisfaction a woman seeks lies in some mythical penis she searches for like Captain Ahab and the whale.

I spent the first 53 and a half years of my life obsessively chasing Moby’s Dick, a mythical penis that would satisfy me yet always seemed elusive. It’s such a relief to no longer be chasing that particular phallusy.

by a woman seeking June 29, 2020

Phalloon

When you blow air into you foreskin and see how big it can get.

Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."

by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021

niagara phallus

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls

Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh

by mainsheet January 12, 2010

Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole

Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

by nitions and you want to use yo August 30, 2021

phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

Phallus

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

Nelsons Column

by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 23, 2006