Instant Pestering

When someone who you don't want to talk to continues to text you. Non-contingent upon whether you've told them so.

Ive been getting instant pestering by (insert name here) all day now, it's really getting on my nerves.

by JaredTriffe August 21, 2008

Pexting

Sending a page and a text simultaneously

The ER department has implemented pexting so now In an emergency I get the message on my pager and several hours or even a day later I recive the message on my cell phone.

by Sigfried January 9, 2015

Pexting

When your puppy has to communicate with other dogs through pee/ texting.

I tried to hurry Lily up, but she's like a teenager with her Pexting. dogs texting

by Wildflower95694 October 13, 2016

peppering

Usually involves a rude customer at a fast food resturant who then requires that the short order cook reach into his pants and remove a handful of black curleys in order to "pepper" the food item.

Jake thought every customer at White Castle was rude because he was hung over so, he spent the day peppering everyones sliders.

by WiWright April 7, 2007

Petering

When someone is acting as a self centered prick, they tend to always think themselves right and that the things they do are exceedingly funny (even when they are clearly not). They will argue over the smallest things that they have no knowledge in, and would rather fight about everything than say admit defeat. They will blamed all shortcomings on someone else rather then themselves.

So I was playing games with Rob last night, and he just kept petering. When I told him to stop being a prick, he told me it was my fault.

by Eragonic January 21, 2019

Petering

In a tactical FPS video game setting, to Peter (present part/verb: petering) is to strafe-walk while spraying a weapon, resulting in kills full of bodyshots that would often off-put players who aim for the head, tilting them by invalidating all their aim-training and hard work. Fk you Peter!

"Haha you cannot headshot me, but I can bodyshot you 3 times fkin loser" - Peter probably

"Oh my god this guy is petering, no fckin shot. This guy is so trash at the game"

by pickledpeppercouldpickapepper August 23, 2022

Peppering the Gerkin

Masterbating

"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead

by gillych February 4, 2010