Jake Peterson

typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast

Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight

by Big straight 112 October 25, 2018

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Coyote Peterson

Is a savage and basically commits suicide to his arm but doesnt give a sh-.

"Yo Coyote Peterson is the most savage sh- out there"

by Lol you read my name June 9, 2020

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Jesse Lee Peterson

Pretty much the real life Uncle Ruckus except without revitiligo. Believes slavery was a gift from God and that all black people are immoral.

Dude #1: Hey! Is that… a black guy protesting with the Confederacy? Outrageous!
Dude #2: Oh wait… that’s just Jesse Lee Peterson.

by jm080800 May 2, 2019

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Brent Peterson is a famous tiktoker who guitar videos and makes stitches to famous videos saying his famous catchphrase "Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson " using a low quality camera and various filters. He has various fan edits boosting his followers to 592.4k.

"Vote me for president of the United States, I am Brent Peterson"

"Yes I fucking will!"

by Adironback October 17, 2022

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scott peterson

A guy who's wife disappeared. Later, she mysteriously turns up in the bay exactly where he was at the time of her disappearance. When they find her body, he's picked up near the border of Mexico with survival equipment, a bunch of cash, and Viagra.

Scott Peterson obviously was responsible for his wife's death. Don't be stupid.

by The Truth April 1, 2005

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