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Pete

A teenage or prepubescent male with a high voice who likes to play video games online.
I played Left 4 Dead online with a Pete last night. He was so annoying.
by Reginald B. Skipworth November 23, 2009
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Pete

A euphemism for a male mans penis. Known as Peter when flaccid.
Guy: You wanna meet Pete?
Girl: Who’s Pete?
Guy: *Slaps round face with Pete*
Girl: Oh
by ChazT7 November 25, 2019
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Pete

Pete is a knob, usually born in September, they rarely treat their wife/partners on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, he is a good bloke but has areas for improvement
Pete, bit of a knob but okay to have a pint with
by Petebirks February 9, 2020
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A wonderful Nickelodeon show from the 90s. That may sound bad, but its absurd and kind of quiet humor make it one of the best shows. Michael Maronna plays a teenage boy named Pete, and Danny Tamberelli as his younger brother (also named Pete).
"Have you seen The Adventures of Pete and Pete?"
"Nah. That sounds weird."
"Uncultured swine."
by TheRogueToast July 2, 2018
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Pete

A roommate who has homosexual tendancies. Often makes jokes referencing someone elses penis in his mouth, and also is a Ohio State fan. Some what of a homosexual vocal diarhea.
Person 1: Hey, what's up man?

Pete: Not much, just been sucking dick for breakfast.

After "Pete" leaves

Person 2: Man, he can't be anymore "Pete"
by TXCowboy November 14, 2010
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Pete

a skater kid who loves porn, also has blonde hair and brags about girls, he also has a so called xbox used off ebay,
damn , that guy has a xbox from ebay and skates , he must be a pete,,,
by tim pownall January 28, 2008
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Pete

A Pete or Peter is one who drifts through life as a weed smoking, white hillbilly from the mid-west region in the United States. Generally a Pete also enjoys the cheapest most offending smelling cigarettes he can find in foreign countries to ensure he has in fact the foulest breath possible. A Pete will generally consume high volumes of chocolate milk and various forms of candy from sunrise to sunset. Also a Pete has no disregard when offending others with his body odor and various other stinks.
Jake came over to the house the other night and acted like such a Pete when he started blazing his joints in the house.
by notstinkycat April 19, 2011
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