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Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions
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Perth Pony Club

A nearly extinct group of animals in Perth Western Australia that lack the imagination and opposable limbs to create their own web environment.
Instead they wait and then pounce and use someone else's hard work and resources rather than create their own.(why would they -that's just too easy).

Their leader - The Gordo - is a wiley (although rotund) and shortsighted creature that will preach unwittingly about the evils of moderation and yet yield to its obvious benefits only a few short months later.

They frequent such uninhabitable areas as "Clarkson and Carramar" and, for the benefit of the public at large, shouldn't really leave them.
"Oh how cute, The Perth Pony Club has organised another afternoon tea"
by gordo@team.telstra May 13, 2006
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Perez Hilton

1. A completely unfunny blogger who writes generic comments over celebrity photos. 2. An overweight, ugly male who points out minor flaws in beautiful women.
Have you heard of this Perez Hilton? He truly has no talent. I guess anyone can run a blog these days.
by the2ndflood December 9, 2007
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Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.
by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006
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pertamax

Pertamax is a familiar word on Indonesian blogosphere since bloggers use this word when competing to make the first comment at a great post or article in some blog (usually at celebs blog with so many comments). Come from word "pertama" (indonesian language mean "the first") embed with "x" in the end. So, the first commenter to the post will answer with this word.
Random celeb: "Hello everyone, I'm going to Indonesia tomorrow, see ya there!"

Random commenter: "Pertamax!"
by rextintorz July 14, 2009
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Sweaty Perez

1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).

2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.
Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.
by jstencil February 6, 2009
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Perez Punch

To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.
After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.
by Albino_Cracker July 6, 2009
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