Browser Paralysis

When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.

The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz

She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.

by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019

polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

mary pearl

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands

"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"

by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015

box pearl

A piece of foreign matter trapped in a woman's vagina continually being coated an recoated with various natural an man made substances

I pulled out after blowing my load, to find a box pearl stuck under my foreskin

by Herbie April 20, 2019

Analysis Paralysis

Analysis Paralysis is the total inability to reach a decision. Found often in the business and corporate setting. Usually a condition caused by nit picking managers and owners. The primary source is management/owner requests for more information, reports, studies, statistics, evaluations, opinion, and research on a subject. All of this requested research and study is accompanied by endless, mindless, discussions in multiple meetings regarding the subject and the compiled information. The end result is no decision is made because the efforts placed to garner information and hold endless meetings and discussions are viewed a progress on the subject matter.

Hey did management ever decide if we were going to get extra donuts on donut day? Are you kidding me? They spent $2,000 on a cost analysis, accounting is still crunching cost figures and they have been discussing it for 9 months. It is in the company's usual state of total analysis paralysis.

by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af

My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield

by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019