May Contain Peanuts

Extremely dangerous

Bob: Hey, I just saw these street racers.
George: Dude, THAT may contain peanuts!

by Alex August 28, 2003

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids

by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

penutbuttery buttsex

the act of smearing penut butter on and around an anus, and then fucking the shit out of it, using the penut butter as lubrication.

john: hey, didnt you fuck mary last night?
sam: yeah man i gave her a little penut buttery buttlove
john: you mean penutbuttery buttsex?
sam: yeah dude, poopsex.

by heck yes September 10, 2008

Peanuts

A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.

We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.

by Minck February 19, 2009

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.

hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?

by jake burnt May 11, 2006