double ball penitration

When having sex with a girl you put your balls into her butt hole. Caution dont not let her tighten her butt muscles hard this can result in a broken ball or two. If your having anal sex try inserting your balls in to her vagina. Variants include single ball penitration, and the more common zero ball penitration.

Obama -"I was having sex with this pornstar in my dreams and she told me to insert my balls in her ass ."

Clinton-" Me and hillary call that double ball penitration"

by anonanalballs January 27, 2013

ANAL PENETRATION

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ANAL PENETRATION FUCKING HURTS MY ASSHOLE

by FUCK HER IN THE ASS August 31, 2015

gay penetration

When a sexually excited male grasps his errect cock, placing it on another sexually excited male's rectum, and pushes it into that man's bussum.

Harvey and Fred like to have gay penetration.

by HeyArnoldis1 June 11, 2016

Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

Penial Ingestion

The scientific word for a hardcore blow job, during which the female subject (or male, depending on one's lifestyle) devours the penis of the receiver due to an excess amount of orgasmic pleasure.

"Freddie, it appears your lack of genitals is a result of penial ingestion."
"What's that, doc?"
"Someone chewed your dick off. coughcoughadudecough"
"Well, at least I'll be justified in singing I Want to Break Free!"

by that1dud3 November 28, 2009

Penetration tester

A worker who attempts to exploit a venerability in a corporate network.

Person 1: I just got hired on at RIM!!
Person 2: So you just got a RIM Job??
Person 1: YES...and I got a pretty cool position too
Person 2: O'rly? (go/orly)
Person 1: Penetration Tester
Person 2: So let me get this straight...your a penetration tester at your RIM Job??
Person 1: Yes sir..

by Bigg Jimmy B May 21, 2009

Peiton

Peiton-the definition of a bestfriend. She is beautiful, strong, funny, outgoing, independant, and someone you can really depend on. I cant say that if you have someone named Peiton in your life to never let them go because theres only one like her She loves you for who you are not what you could be Anyone who meets her & has the privilege to get to know the real her instantly becomes connected with her No matter what, through thick and thin she'll stay by your side She is someone you hope to still be able to share old memories with while creating new ones Shes the type of person who would fight for you no matter what the odds are & you absolutely love that about her She sings songs with you at annoying volumes & dances with you in public like a crazy person & not even care what other people think She makes you feel like you belong even when you think you don’t When she's gone you miss her like crazy When shes there don't waste a minute You consider yourselves as true sisters & thats a bond that wont be broken Getting her to smile is you're priority If someone were to hurt her you jump up & defend her till the very end Hurting her isn't an option in your world You would literally do ANYTHING for her In the end the point is Peiton is someone you shouldn’t ever let go Shes beautiful inside&out and shes someone you can have so much in common with but still find things to bicker about & In the end shes a great bestfriend & an even better person that i love with all my heart!

My bestfriend/sister Peiton is the best sister anyone could ask for. I am so lucky to have her in my life and i hope to never lose her EVER.

by exltrh2kc September 26, 2012