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Penisfuck

Something you call someone that doesn’t make any goddamn sense
Person 1: shut up ya fuckin penisfuck

Person 2: lemme just get a minute to analyze what he just called me, a penisfuck. That doesn’t make any sense

Person 3: yea but it perfectly describes you
by Cherry B. Lavender December 21, 2021
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Im a Penisfaceassholebitchfuckerfaggotfacecuntni-imnotsayingthatyoudumbjackass!
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penisrock

Penisrock is the genre of music that Nickelback is most commonly associated with. Penisrock encompasses the queer marlboro style of vocals, terrible redundant power chords, and an overall lack of creativity. "How you remind me" is a prime example of a penisrock song.
Mike- Wow did you hear that new penisrock band?
Sean- I thought the only penisrock band was Nickelback?
Mike- Oh wait that's true.
by jjjjecht October 16, 2009
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peniwhacker

Someone who whacks off any random penis thats put before them with out asking any questions
by Rod Lemmiwinks Stewartson March 5, 2018
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Pennypacker

1. An obtuse soul

2. One who spams emails, twitter, facebook or formspring with mindless dribble, racist statements or or videos of cannibalism.

3. Or repeats quasi-whimsical phrases like "Oh yeah"
Kramer stop being such a Pennypacker!
by landwehr34 January 26, 2011
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Penisjockey

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.
When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey
by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008
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penisaccess

Penis exercises fall into three categories: kegels, stretching and jelqing. The exercises target the penis, which is composed of 50 percent muscle, and pelvic muscles. Penis stretching involves attaching weights to your flaccid penis to elongate it. Kegel exercises are designed to strengthen the pubococcygeus muscles. The PC muscles control the flow of semen and urine and play a role in ejaculation and penis hardness. To learn the location of the PC muscles, stop your urination in midstream. The PC muscles become tight. The contraction of the muscles cause the flow of urine to stop. To exercise the muscles, clench and release for 5 to 10 seconds. Work the muscles for a few minutes each day.
My partner loves what penisaccess has done to our relationship.

She screamed penisaccess from the other side of the bar, I said "follow me".

Jason sat on his bed with his willy in his hands, doing some penisaccess, cause the doctor told him so.
by sotox4labs October 28, 2009
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