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Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
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Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit
Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.
by JakePealy May 31, 2017
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penistry

the act of writing or recording the history of your or anothers PENIS
He had a book of his penistry
by Zach October 12, 2003
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penisgrabber

a girl that grabs a guys cock in the bar
oh my god esta just grabbed that dudes cock she is such a penisgrabber
by Babyboy94560 July 27, 2006
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Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.
Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?
by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009
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bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.
The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.
by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004
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Peniseule

If you say "Peniseule" to someone, he will say "Halts Maul du Eule!" to you, which means youre pretty fucked up.
In most of the cases u will get pwned if u say it.
Gore says: Du dreckige Peniseule pass auf Mann!
(You dirty penisowl watch out man!)
Anubis says: Halts Maul du Eule ich fick deine Mutter!
(Shut the fuck up you owl i will fuck your mom!)
by Gor+- November 5, 2006
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