peachez

"Minstrel rap artist" out of the ghettos of shrevenport, LA, popularized on Youtube (Goo-Tube now) due to music videos such as

Fry that chicken
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM

and

In the Tub
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GautSlgAsN0

Catch phrase is "you hear me?" and is currently recruiting for music video dancers (last frames of video).

You can find Peachez in a tub filled with bubbles washing her booty.

by Yi Z October 15, 2006

Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.

Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows

by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020

pencha

The Chinese pinyin version og spilling tea out of your mouth. Usually express shock or amusement.

JOHN WATSON: Remember the last time we were at the bench?
MARY: Don’t say it.
JOHN WATSON: “ I was stung by a jellyfish and you told me to pee on it.”
MYCROFT: (pencha)

by OrzLan May 23, 2018

jason puncheon

A lad who’s girlfriend is way better looking than he is

He’s puncheon , Jason Puncheon

by Clockclick December 12, 2017

Three-hole Punched

When you put your penis in each of a girl's three penetratable holes, read: mouth, vagina, anus.

"Dude I totally just Three-hole Punched this slut!"

by Chris O'Neill July 1, 2007

Punched Lasagna

A vagina that has been around the block a few too many times. Hangs kinda loose and probably had large sausage enter it and leave it dangling with extra skin that looks like a slice of lasagna turned upright. Can fit anything in there and will need larger and larger to get any feeling.

That chick has had a lot of boyfriends, her VA-JJ probably looks like a punched lasagna.

by GreedyGoblin August 9, 2020