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Poncestitute

One of the notorious "ladies" (or gentleman) of the night who work on Ponce de Leon in Atlanta, GA. (Especially those on the corner of Boulevard and Ponce). They come in different varieties the further away from Peachtree St you go. For instance, Piedmont and Ponce at 4:00am has its share of African American trannies with expensive wigs. Down at Boulevard, the fare is more like the former humans from "I am Legend."

Many Poncestitutes are toothless and suffer from pelvic inflammatory disease, but don't worry, they only charge enough for a nominal amount of crack, or a chicken dinner from Popeyes.
The MARTA bus almost ran over a Poncestitute yesterday, and although she didn't seem to notice, her pimp was cussing up a storm and threatening a lawsuit.

Can you believe the police precinct is so close to a hotbed of Poncestitution?

Honey, you might want to see a doctor! You're staggering around like a Poncestitute.

As I turned left onto Ponce, the Poncestitute stuck her braless chest out at me and smiled a toothless grin. Then she noticed I was a woman and she shot me the bird.
by Suzanne B February 2, 2009
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penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina
girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)
by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011
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Mike Pence

(verb) To make someone feel like they shouldn't be left alone with you in a room.
Damn girl, you're Mike Pence-ing me hard right now!
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Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.
Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.
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Mike Pence

Mike Pence
/mīk, pens/
noun
noun: Mike Pence; plural noun: Mike Pences; informal: Pence; informal plural: Pences;

1.

a devotee of a Donald J Trump, cause, or activity.

"not a freethinker and a follower of Trump"

synonyms: bitch, henchman, minion, lackey, servant, sidekick

"the President's closest 'Mike Pence'"

disciple, apostle, supporter, defender, champion;

believer, true believer, worshiper

"a follower of Donald J Trump"

fan, enthusiast, admirer, devotee, lover, supporter, adherent

"followers of Donald J Trump's idiocies"

2.

a person who moves or travels behind Donald J Trump.

3.

A.

a person who hates the sexual choices of others despite his own sexual appetite pertaining to bestiality.

synonyms: hypocrite

B.

a person who hates or fears homosexual people
1.

A.

Formal: Man, this guy is a crazy Mike Pence, look at him getting wet listening to that bigot!;

Informal: Look at those idiots kissing Donald J Trump's Ass, they are a bunch of Pences!

B.

Barb E. Dahl: Why would John agree with the President's racist remarks, Ken?

Ken Dahl: Well Barb, he is an absolute Mike Pence.
2.
Look at how he is attached to Donald Trump's ass; he is a total Mike Pence.
3.

A.

Neil: Look at how he treats the other people's sexual choices!

Bob: I don't know why, because he fucks donkeys.

Swalla: What a Mike Pence!

B.

Donald Trump has reversed protections for the LGBTQIA community showing his true Mike Pence colors.
by Lefty Wing Snowflake August 18, 2017
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Mike Pence Fly

The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
The Mike Pence Fly only lands on the heads of idiots full of shit.
by lellow_duckie January 21, 2021
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Liar liar Pence on fire!

The appropriate exclamation when Vice President Mike Pence tells fibs on national television during a debate.
When Vice President Mike Pence lies, saying the Trump administration has reduced CO2 emissions during their tenure, the whole country gasped and exclaimed, "Liar liar Pence on fire!"
by NeologianPJG October 7, 2020
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