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penalty merchant

a term used to describe football players known for awarded penalty kicks, rather than regular goals.

penalty kicks are seen by some as easy, and require less effort unlike normal goals. people see players with lots of awarded penalties as unskillful.
person 1: damn bruh haaland just got a penalty
person 2: penalty merchant
by soepicchill July 19, 2023
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penaldog

a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.
penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.
by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022
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penal rage

When it is so stiff for so long it hurts.
He resisted it so long that his member was filled with the blood of penal rage.
by FiggyFatFaggotPants256 November 5, 2017
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Penaly

Penaly- It is a compliment normally used by a male to describe the attractiveness of a women.

But has recently also been used to define anything and anyone as attractive or “fire”.

A mix/combination of “in for a penny” and “peng” first stated by the supreme leader “General G” who now frequently uses this word.

#Twustarmy
-“Yo bwuv look at that pengerlengers penaly ting twust”
OR
-“This track is penaly innit bwuv”
by -•-_-•- April 11, 2023
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Penalty Hold

Call Center term - the act by an agent of putting a caller on hold as punishment for being stupid or otherwise annoying. Duration of penalty hold is a function of how irritating the caller is being.
Caller: well I want you to bla bla bla because I'm important and you're just a peon and bla bla bla...

Agent (smiling): Just a moment, Ma'am, let me see what I can do for you (places call on hold)

Cube-mate: Hey, are you on break?

Agent: Naw, I've got a caller on a five-minute penalty hold.

- - -

Agent 1: Don't you hate it when they start demanding shit like they're entitled?

Agent 2: Yeah! I usually give them at least three minutes penalty hold.
by phxphun1 September 26, 2008
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Penalty Shotgun

A term stemming from a CU Boulder student's frustration with unpunished party fowls.

Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.

Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment
A freshman walks into your party asks for a shot of Takaa Liquor (vodka or gin) and fails to take the entire shot:
"Ohhhh, you bitch! Penalty shotgun, right here ladies and gentlemen, he can't even finish a single shot! Someone get me a Keystone Light right now! Ok, take a knee you cocksucker, this is your one and only chance for redemption"
by timeis$ July 15, 2011
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Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
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