Pelham NH

The town of Pelham, NH is a snobby little town with the population of about 12,000. Most of the population has an issue with drugs, particularly pot and heroin, and arrogance. The town has a recently renovated high school. In the back of the school is beaver brook, which is a dirty pond that beavers live in, and the pelham high school students like to do drugs and have sex in. The students at pelham high school are either popular or unpopular. Both groups do drugs and go to parties every week but the unpopular kids are in band and they like anime, mine craft, moxie. Band kids also have horrible acne. The unpopular boys behave like jackasses, and the popular girls are annoying sluts. Pelham high school students also say that the freshmen get sluttier and sluttier every year. Yearbook club counts as a class, so they barge in class to take annoying pictures. The town football teams suck and the parents think it's okay for their children to behave like spoiled assholes. Most of the town population are rich white replicans who voted for Donald Trump.

Pelham NH is a small town located on the Massachusetts border.

by 03076 February 4, 2017

Pelham High School

A high school located in the city of Pelham, Alabama in the Birmingham region. Students in Pelham are known for being heavy drinkers druggies and partiers. Pelham is one of the major drinking schools in the central Alabama region next to Chelsea and Hoover high school. They are notorious for having tons of big ass parties all weekend. Most Pelham kids usually aren't wealthy like most of the schools in the area. No one hears much about Pelham. Pelham guys are usually big time players, bros, ass holes and play girls. Pelham girls are usually slutty and wear cheap clothing and can always be seen at the Riverchase Galleria on the weekends. Pelham kids are usually out of the picture and the students are very closed off on the weekends and only hang out with other Pelham kids. No one really gives a shit about Pelham. Oh, and the school looks like a prison.

Guy #1- Duuude wheres the party at tonight??

Guy#2- Man, no one at our school is getting crunk tonight. We'd have to go to Pelham High School for one of those.

Guy#1 - Oh, fuck it. No ones allowed to those parties except for Pelham kids.

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Girl#1- Shelly, I cant believe what happend, Dave acted like he totally liked me then I went to a party with him, he got with me, and now I haven't heard from him since.

Girl#2- Wait what school is he from

Girl#1- Pelham

Girl#2- Oh, that explains it. All Pelham High School guys are like that. They're total ass holes

Girl#1- Yeah hes drunk and high right now as we speak. figures...

by Jamie3542 July 19, 2009

Pephalist

A Pephalist is an older man or woman who enjoys the bounty of a youngin. They enjoy the thrill of the chase and the taste of their blood, wherever it may emit.

Be wary of the pephalist, as he/she also has the power to devour your soul. It's pretty ridiculous. Not gonna lie.

The most notable example of a Pephalist in modern society is the Zizek vs Navrotski case of 2008. In a heated battle, the two combined forces to rid the Greater Toronto area of all its young purity. Zizek heading the 18-23 age group, with Navrotski in the back heading the infant-13 catagory. In the end, Zizek won by a landslide. The GTA's barely legal youth have never been the same.

by pepha-ware January 20, 2009

pelham

A wealthy suburb located exactly 29 minutes outside of New York City. Pelham is often percieved as dump, an awful place to live. Although the main street may be somewhat dismal past the train station, Pelham is known for its excellent schools. Pelham is not as appearance friendly as other suburbs, like Bronxville or Greenwich but that is mainly because the people in Pelham have better things to do with their lives than worry about appearance. Most Pelham residents have ivy league or equal education and it its level of intellect is quite high. People of all careers live in Pelham, doctors, lawyers, bankers etc.

I live in Pelham. I am smart, I take all honors or AP's and I have better things do...

by a pelhamite November 4, 2005

pelham manor

Whats funny is pelham manor is right next to the bronx but really its nothing like the bronx at all! Pelham heights, Pelham, and pelham manor are all rich. their highschool and middle school is almost like a private school. the town is very preppy and THE PLACE to hang out. If you take a good look at the kids walking to school you could count atleast 10 designer clothing items, from a distance. From the time they are sixteen kids drive around flaunting their daddy's SUV's and BMW's. The kids go to atleast 2 parties per weekend at huge ritzy looking houses. The town is full of italians and catholics. It has way to many pizzarias and on every block there is a deli. The school's football team sucks but they have a very good hockey team.

Are you going to that huge party tonight?
No, apparently they only have one Porche!
OMG eww
I know! party at my house now!
= typical Pelham manor girls

by madness876 November 7, 2009

83b Pelham

A residence characterized by its occupants, usually several very attractive females who like to party and drink large amounts of alcohol, often in the form of flavoured vodka.

"Dude, you know that brick house right on the corner of Catherine Street?"
"What about it?"
"It's an 83b Pelham son! The chicks I saw there were rocking out some vanilla vodka and partying with mad Quincy!"
"I'll get my coat"

by Hilaros Man December 15, 2010

pelham manor

Preppy and rich. the kids that live in this town go to huge parties every night to get high and drunk. then they take their expensive daddy's sports cars and crash them. but no one ever gets mad or in trouble because, in this town money can fix anything. every girl who lives in this town is a bitch and a total whore. they wear all designer clothing (like louis vuitton, coach, chanel, ralph lauren armani and many many more). turning sixteen means a brand new convertable or BMW. i feel bad for anyone who lives in that sheltered neighborhood where every kid gets spoiled beyond belief!

ew! my daddy got me a BMW for my sixteenth birthday but i wanted a convertable. i hate my life!! wanna go shopping?
= pelham manor

by hounddog109 January 9, 2010