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Pephalist

A Pephalist is an older man or woman who enjoys the bounty of a youngin. They enjoy the thrill of the chase and the taste of their blood, wherever it may emit.

Be wary of the pephalist, as he/she also has the power to devour your soul. It's pretty ridiculous. Not gonna lie.
The most notable example of a Pephalist in modern society is the Zizek vs Navrotski case of 2008. In a heated battle, the two combined forces to rid the Greater Toronto area of all its young purity. Zizek heading the 18-23 age group, with Navrotski in the back heading the infant-13 catagory. In the end, Zizek won by a landslide. The GTA's barely legal youth have never been the same.
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Wow, that guy sure is a pephalist!

Man, Karl's always picking up preteens. What a pephalist
by trulyetienne January 20, 2009
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Pephalist

A Pephalist is an older man or woman who enjoys the bounty of a youngin. They enjoy the thrill of the chase and the taste of their blood, wherever it may emit.

Be wary of the pephalist, as he/she also has the power to devour your soul. It's pretty ridiculous. Not gonna lie.
The most notable example of a Pephalist in modern society is the Zizek vs Navrotski case of 2008. In a heated battle, the two combined forces to rid the Greater Toronto area of all its young purity. Zizek heading the 18-23 age group, with Navrotski in the back heading the infant-13 catagory. In the end, Zizek won by a landslide. The GTA's barely legal youth have never been the same.
by pepha-ware January 20, 2009
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Pechelist

P1: Vai, da cine i pechelistu ăla?
P2: Cum, nu il stii? Raul Anca
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pessalistic

Making mad hott romance and leaving pink rose petals on the ground while eating any form of cheesy food and being horny.It can also mean killing the spawn of Bill Cosby or seamonkeys.
I cannot believe how he was so pessalistic he was towards those 50 cent lovers.

My boyfriend was so frickin pessalistic last night that i just had to bang him in the bedroom.
by alicia and paula June 12, 2005
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pedophalistic

Adjective
When someone is talking to someone younger knowing their age they are described as pedophalistic
Tom: you’re young but peng
Hannah: ew you’re moving bare pedophalistic fam
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