Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 2, 2025

Lily Patton

This girl is the sweetest friend you will meet. The mom friend who will make you cookies but fight a bitch if they disrespect anyone. She sometimes gets down on herself but is very supportive. Not to mention she is a kickass volleyball player!

Lily Patton really played well in that game.

by Lily Patton March 9, 2019

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021

Patton Middle School

Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya

Oh you go to Patton Middle School so your rich right

by queen2382 January 7, 2021

Patton

Cool guy, friends with everyone and likes to study Zodiac signs. Doesn't like too many competitive sports but is athletic and is better then any kolby.

Patton: Whats up

Gary: Nutin*
Patton: CHICKEN BUTT!

by DIS MANS G February 23, 2021