finnaeus patton jackson downs

the best person alive

guy 1:do you know finnaeus patton jackson downs
guy 2: yea hes the best person alive

by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

Sam Patton

Sam Patton has a verry large crush on his spanish teacher. He goes to the extreme to impress her.

Sam Patton???

Oh he must have a crush on his spanish teacher

by John M. Harold June 4, 2021

Patton Middle School

Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya

Oh you go to Patton Middle School so your rich right

by queen2382 January 7, 2021

cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Cooper Patton looks nice

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018

kathleen patton

Horrible English teacher with no respect she is also a thot

You are such a Kathleen patton

by Ya boi cum slut May 30, 2018

Lily Patton

This girl is the sweetest friend you will meet. The mom friend who will make you cookies but fight a bitch if they disrespect anyone. She sometimes gets down on herself but is very supportive. Not to mention she is a kickass volleyball player!

Lily Patton really played well in that game.

by Lily Patton March 9, 2019