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Patty Slapped

To be mentally beaten down through food commercials/media to the point you have to find sustenance, no matter what time of day or how full you are. It is a version of the munchies, replacing weed with the Food Channel.
Kaley: I just finished watching the Food Channel. I got patty slapped into making Mac n Cheese and a stir fry.

Patrick: Damn, all this talk of food is making me hungry.
Patty Slapped by DrDreidel March 13, 2012
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Patty Stand 

A girl puts a beer in her vagina, sits on your face and opens it and you chug it.
Oh man, Tricia gave me a patty stand last night! I got so fucked up.”
Patty Stand by Mikecox69 June 28, 2019

patty swaddle 

to doggy paddle (Payton is a dumbass and cannot say doggy paddle properly)
“You wanna patty swaddle?” said Payton
patty swaddle by bootythicc August 27, 2019

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.
1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.
Patty Slap by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021

Patty Smacker

Its when you put a McDouble between their ass cheeks, then spank their ass cheps and make the McDouble jiggle with their ass.
My girlfriend asked me if I was a patty smacker, and I said "Hell Yeah!"
Patty Smacker by bjackiscool February 12, 2026

Hot patty/soup 

Jamaican

Hot patty or hot soup

Usually shouted out so that people can make way for you to past through a congested space or crowd.

A very hot patty or a cup of soup will leave a terrible scorch if it is spilt on someone.
Hot patty/soup! Hot patty! Free up the walk way!

Hot soup! Hot soup! Coming through.
Hot patty/soup by Tropical Rythms December 13, 2021

Fatty Patty Syndrome 

Someone who is a bigback who eats a lot. Very common in olmeca. Can spread through touch. Commonly found in people 5’4/5’5
Sleeping on your stomach can be used as a way to reduce fatty patty syndrome temporarily.