booty patrol

The art of being able to identify an ass that should just be a crime because it's so fine.

Charlie- "I'm on booty patrol tonight"
Todd- "Then you might want to check out that ass over there, because it is looking suspect."

by shepp206 February 28, 2009

Flubba Patrol

Flubba Patrol is an organization made to help the world get rid of fat bastards we call Flubbs or Flubbas.

I love the Flubba Patrol Chief of Flubba Patrol. He is making this world a better place

by Flubba Patrol Chief September 26, 2006

Dawn Patrol

The act of getting up extremely early - sometimes before sunrise (i.e, "dawn") -to go surfing. This term is most often used by Surfers, but it still can be used outside of surfing and refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Bob, Varno, and I are surfing a dawn patrol session at Rincon tomorrow morning.

by Don January 16, 2004

patrol sock

Orphaned sock used by sailors to catch their loads while running a batch on patrol.

"Chief just did a berthing inspection and he found my patrol sock. Now I'm restricted for our next port call."

by killroo April 11, 2007

Thot Patrol

An elite task force that is highly trained and extremely smart and militarized to take down and eliminate potential thots.

Man she’s gone thot patrol must’ve gotten her

by Big daddy titty tat May 21, 2018

Patrouppi

I person who thinks he can sell clinical software but really can't. Someone who terms the acronym WFH as "Working From Hammock".

I'll see you after vacation Patrouppi.

by Frank Barron October 16, 2008

suisare patrol

A peace officer serving the duty of responding to noise complaints. Best known for breaking up suisares.

It's 12:30 AM on a Monday. The next door neighbor's suisare is still going strong. That's it, I'm calling the suisare patrol.

by annoyed November 3, 2004