El Patio 

Spanish for "The Patio"

I went outside the back door and onto el patio

El Patio by 510ChuckNorris March 29, 2007

poop the patio 

To do something completely stupid... Make a stupid mistake that causes everyone to laugh at you.

Dude, you just totally pooped the patio while you were asking her out.

Don't poop the patio on that test man.

poop the patio by BlackHand~Listener January 9, 2009

covered patio 

The abundance of fat which covers obese people's genitalia by either protruding a great distance from their body, or by hanging over their private areas.

"That man's covered patio is completely enveloping his dick"

covered patio by $$$~~~mizz_preshus~~~$$$ May 17, 2010

AARON PATIO PECKHAM 

Another SUNDAY where the patio with the RED WINDOW shade is lifted by THE SWAN.

Hey another AARON PATIO PECKHAM and we can split together for your DIGS of your SUNNY URBAN PICK.

AARON PATIO PECKHAM by DEFINITION DOMINANT October 2, 2021

Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.

You need to Boss patio that bitch!

Boss patio by Discopants July 14, 2022

catio patio 

Say this if you want to get punched in the face.

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you

catio patio by anonymous October 20, 2022

Slapped Patio Head 

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

Slapped Patio Head by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023