Cordoan's definitions

Parrot on the Patio

Beautiful girls or eye-catching men at the front door of a restaurant who talk to people walking by. Also, a particularly stunning customer maybe given a table next to a window to attract attention.

As Tommy walked home from the office, he would always stop for a beer at the steakhouse when Jeanette was welcoming customers. The beer was over priced but the view made it worth it. Tommy knew he always fell for the Parrot on the Patio sales technique.

by Cordoan June 14, 2018

Robinette

A classic beauty that brings to mind Hollywood stars and sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Raquel Welch. The DJ plays all her favorite songs just to watch her dance.

That girl just stole the show. I want to be like Robinette.

by Cordoan May 6, 2018

Do the De Niro

Saying something surprising that everyone agrees with that results in laughter and applause. The reaction is like posting a dick pic then people saying “wow”.

Robert De Niro: "F* Trump!"

If I could Do the De Niro, I would be internet famous.

by Cordoan June 20, 2018