Definitions by Cordoan
Do the De Niro
Saying something surprising that everyone agrees with that results in laughter and applause. The reaction is like posting a dick pic then people saying “wow”.
Do the De Niro by Cordoan June 20, 2018
Parrot on the Patio
Beautiful girls or eye-catching men at the front door of a restaurant who talk to people walking by. Also, a particularly stunning customer maybe given a table next to a window to attract attention.
As Tommy walked home from the office, he would always stop for a beer at the steakhouse when Jeanette was welcoming customers. The beer was over priced but the view made it worth it. Tommy knew he always fell for the Parrot on the Patio sales technique.
Parrot on the Patio by Cordoan June 14, 2018