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pathetic rebound fuck

A person (guy or girl) who immediately starts dating someone who just out of a serious relationship. This person is usually there on the 'rebound' to fill the void left by the previous significant other.
Liz just broke up with her boyfriend of three years and now Jeff's dating her. He's a pathetic rebound fuck.
by IWasSayingBoourns October 18, 2007
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Pathetic

When you hear a guy trying to pick up a chick on xbox live.
Nerd: OMG r u a gurl?!?!?!
Girl:yes...
Nerd:R u hot!?!?!
*Girl leaves game*

Now that's Pathetic
by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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oakland athletics

A team that claims the title of 3rd most World series wins and 2nd most world series appearances. Anyone who actually knows anything about baseball knows who the A's are. The A's have a bad tendency of being a farm team and trading off all of their good players, which in effect, makes them "suck" or so everyone believes. Most Giants fans were A's fans at one point, but because all of the fags in San Fransisco are fairweather fans they switched across the bay bridge when the Giants won the world series once in 2010. The A's have a long-lived rivalry with the New York Yankees and have always been second best. The A's originally started in Philadelphia, moving to Kansas City, then finally Oakland. Rumors state the A's could be moving to San Jose.
The Oakland Athletics squashed the Giants in the '89 World series at AT&T park 4 games to 0.
by GammehNumNumz February 28, 2011
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patheticated

to be pathetically dedicated to something
That kid is patheticated to being a jerk.
by Patrick Dave January 29, 2009
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Pathetic Victory

When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.
Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.
by ClearAsJamal July 21, 2019
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Pathetiwhore

Grown ass women who take "selfies" of themselves with shit cell phone cameras wearing too tight outfits, while standing in the bathroom they're too lazy to clean while their kids wait for supper.. and then plaster them all over social networking sites.
Did you see his Mom's Facebook profile... She is such a Pathetiwhore..
by Thedude78 August 31, 2012
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new moston athletic

The biggest amateur football club in North Manchester, England.
A football institution formed in 1986 by childhood friends. New Moston Athletic portrays heritage, tradition, and local identity.
by archiveman November 16, 2013
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