Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Sour Patches

People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"

by GDOGTHEBOMB May 25, 2016

Patches

Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.

Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!

by stove_mouse December 8, 2010

Patches

a name for a very tall girl.

Jacob: Wooaaa, look at Patches! Shes freakin' tallllll.
Shanna: ....
Shanna: kthanks.

by Jayyyyycub August 7, 2010

Patchel

A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.

man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!

by The LAW's come back to town December 24, 2007

Patcher

Drinking excessive amount of alcohol, then talking on the cell phone while proceeding to piss in inappropriate places.

My roommate got so drunk last night. He pulled a major patcher all over the lounge.

by Marchaels March 12, 2008

Patchens

A person who is smart, kind, beautiful, not ugly, likes kids, and is the opposite of everything i jus said

Wow u such a patchens.

by dtbchriss August 15, 2022