pastie

A girls pussy, vagina.
Usually refer's to a virgin.

by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

Pasty

Someone acting white, stupid and not like they should; usually are called Squidward

Squidward was so pasty today he forgot how to count.

by Nick Brady March 6, 2009

Pasty

A term to describe someone or something that is extremely unfashionable.

''Mate, that shirt is a pasty''
''Have you seen TG today? He's looking like a proper pasty''

by ULC May 13, 2008

Pasties

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

Pasty

An ugly fat chick with low self respect.

There's no way that pasty is comin' with us.

by Turkey_Dinner August 29, 2006

Smashing Pasty

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006