parry the platypus

A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!

SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺

Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?

Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!

Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!

Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!

Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!

by parry the platypus Jr April 10, 2010

Parry sound

Probably the worst town ever, with alot of hoes who will take ur man so watch out, trust no bitch with yo man. people talk shit and dont do shit, you cant trust no one with shit!! frfr shits fucked up in parrysound

Parry sound is a bad place dont come here if you dont like starting shit

by Klout9 October 15, 2018

parkyyr

in the 12th century mythology is known ultimate creatures which combined vampirism and movements very similar to nowadays parkour. East-European folklores refers to this specie with many names: parkyurious(Hungary), itsera perse(Turkey), vatihiki pyyri(Romania), ribulkyoria jatta(Russia). Some German monks gathered this information and called these myth creatures parkyyriouses (lat. metadeus fampirism supremus). Parkyyr is the name of the unholy klan of these creatures. Parkyyriouses were said to have unnatural fast movements, ability to turn invicible, neck which allows 360 degree head-turning and they also had gigantic feet and very hairy chests. Leader of the klan was a Greek ex-soldier and a vampire named Antonio. Antonio summoned dragons which ate babies and shat curses. Parkyyr klan tortured men and raped women and animals. A single peasant, named Pef was ambushed by parkyyr, and Pef's genitals and left arm was cut off. Pef survived and formed a

militia, which killed nearly all parkyyriouses. It is said, that Antonio's son, Pikku-Antton wasn't killed in the war and he continued to carry on the bloodline. During the Cold War Islam fundamentalists believed that Pikku-Anton would appear shortly after millenium and fight against Allah, destroying most of Europe. Some religious cults in south America still consider Pikku-Antton as a enbodyment of devil.

by messenger October 21, 2006

Vicar Parry

Someone who has had a sex change, goes on Trisha to talk about it, then gets their windows smashed through and wonders how everyone knows they didnt always have a d1ck/breasts.

omfg, my nextdoor neighbours had her windows put through. something baad musta happened when she went on This Morning.
vicar parry dude (Y)

by Feee. February 22, 2009

Matt Parry

Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.

'He's had a Matt Parry done to him'

by Poopoostain November 26, 2010

Kyle Parry

Kyle parry is a very sexy man with in fact 4 eyes. A Kyle parry does love cheeky bum sex late at night. They usually live in nefyn.

wow you really love cheeky bum sex you must be a kyle parry

by lover of wine September 2, 2021

Parry

Deriving from the Filipino word "Pare" meaning catholic brother or males of a religious association. Parry is how it was spelled by american born filipinos in northern california. It was a highschool in Fairfield, CA that tossed the term amongst the asian/ pacific island student body in the mid 90's.

Parry means friend.

Used when greeting:

"OH, yo!! hey what up, Parry!!"

"Oh damn, I hadn't seen this parry in days!"

by Joel Martinez November 14, 2004