Paradise Problems

These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”

Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.

by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023

Paradise Lost

Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.

Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

paradise white

Cocaine, Blow, Nose Candy, Boogar Sugar, Minnesota Baking Soda, you get the picture.

There is nothing a man hopped up on Ginko Biloba and Paradise White cannot do between the sheets.

by Zeus McFly July 27, 2016

Paradise devil

n. Hot girl
n. Girl that gets you in trouble
n. The girl you cheat with on your girlfriend
n. Girl that makes you act retarded when ya fuck!

1- Damn, kid, check out that paradise devil across the streets.
2- You fucking fool, stop doing stupid things for this paradise devil.
3- Don't tell me that fugly broad is the paradise devil you be breaking off behind your girl's back.
4- Ayo, i thought i was Kelso last night, son, she was the one fucking me!

by Blue Raven November 30, 2005

Paradise White

A type of marijuana. Most likely associated with the paradise strain.

There is nothing a man hopped up on ginkgo biloba and paradise white cannot do between the sheets

by Das Darkness July 4, 2018

paradise by the dashboard light

A euphemism for having sex in a car.

Jenny and Johnny drove up to make out point for a little paradise by the Dashboard light.

by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016

Paradise PD Fans

Apparently my theory about how all Paradise PD fans is incorrect. A good chunk are dumbass 12 year old immature idiots who cry and whine to their mommy when they realize that Paradise PD is shit. They comment on Paradise PD videos that are negative about how the creator of that video is wrong and call him childish insults and how they’re chads even though they’re the opposite. I think that Paradise PD is actually a show for kids because kids want to watch stuff that they’re not supposed to. Whine and cry all day, Paradise PD fans. I don’t care and you’re a stupid idiot who was shat out of your mother in a public bathroom.

Paradise PD Fans when they read this: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!

by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 28, 2022