par three

a girl who takes it in the ass.

So, do think she's a par three?

by infiniti August 15, 2003

Par Factor

The Par Factor is the active agent for the Law of Par, which is a derivative of Murphy's Law (anything that can go wrong, will). The Law of Par states that fate is out to screw you and you will get screwed in the end, not matter what.

As the active agent of the Law of Par, the Par Factor is what actually does the screwing.

Bob: "If you put your chips on red and I put my chips on black, there's a 97.3% chance that one of us will win!!"

Bill: "You're forgetting the Par Factor, there's no chance either of us will win, ever."

*wheel hits green*

Bob and Bill: "Par"

or

When the weather has been beautiful every day you've been stuck inside at work, then the weekend comes and it immediately turns rainy and cold. That's the Par Factor showing you who runs the show.

or

When your car breaks down at the furtherest point from home during your trip... AND you just realize you forgot your cell phone at home... AND the battery in your passenger's phone just died... AND a meteor comes blasting out of the sky and turns your car into a crater... that's par.

by RacerStylez March 18, 2010

Par 2

When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.

From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".

Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!

by Larsonary July 12, 2010

Par 5

An obnoxiously long line of cocaine. Derives from the long holes on golf courses - par fives.

I am exhausted, please cut up a par 5 for me so i can make it to all 8 clubs tonight.

by RobDB May 29, 2008

Par Mitzvah

When all golfers in a group make a par on a hole.

"We all made par? That's a par mitzvah!"

by Shopsy June 4, 2021

par'me

Drunken phrase used by local New Englanders for the more common pardon me.

Tituba: "How much for this treasure?"
Person 2: "Ten dollars"
Tituba: "Par'me?"
Person 2: "Ten dollars"
Tituba: "Ten dollars? Ta!"

by negal01 December 10, 2008

Par Balls Deep

The act of keeping a woman in line by slapping her as if you had Bob Dole's paralyzed right arm.

You: "Woman make me a pie"
Woman: "No"
You: "Dont make me give you some Par Balls Deep in the face"

by Brad Horms August 8, 2008