pants

A penis to dyslexicons.

I asked the stripper to dance on my pants, but she said she didn't like to rub on denim.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

pants

devilish anti sex devices. Warning: pants made for girls are notorious for being even more difficult to beat, they can contain up to 4 buttons to be unbuttoned.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl, but her pants were so locked up there might as well have been a padlock down there. So I gave up and found another girl with a skirt on.

by fatninjaporker February 19, 2011

pants

A place to put all kinds of electronic wizz-flash gadgets.

Quiddity, what is that down your pants?

by Rani June 16, 2002

pants

The one article of clothing you can live without. like in the supermarket.

Have any of you seen my pants?

by the ph1l0s0ph3r May 16, 2010

pants

opposite of beef, a card that is exceptionally useless

"Ah man, that card is pants!"

by Miraron February 18, 2005

pants

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

by KITTEH July 31, 2003

pants

An article of clothing that Colin Farrell seriously needs to take off.

"Oh Colin, take off your pants for me!"

by Colin Farrell's Lover February 27, 2004