pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019

pastorbator

An ordained female minister who spends her free time fingering her holes while dreaming of used by a man.

After the service the Pastorbator went home and rode her Hatachi Magic Wand till the neighbors could hear the moaning that marked the arrival of every Sunday afternoon.

by MCK73 February 10, 2014

Pantorum

The frothy mixture of butter and excess batter that is often the by-product of cooking pancakes.

"I was making breakfast this morning and got pantorum all over my apron."

by Chubbs McScrotenstein September 9, 2012

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Patory

The act of slapping someone's butt, or patting their rear

Sheesh, they got such a dumptruck that I need to "patory"

by A wholesome worker May 26, 2021