by The boy 01 January 20, 2008
Noun: PAD- Acronym for PittsburghAfterDark, legendary video game cheater and message board braggart.
Adjective (Past tense): PAD'd. Restoring all lost items in a video game by asking PittsburghAfterDark to make you new ones through cheating methods.
Adjective (Past tense): PAD'd. Restoring all lost items in a video game by asking PittsburghAfterDark to make you new ones through cheating methods.
PittsburghAfterDark is ruining video games all cheaters should be hunted.
PittsburghAfterDark helps out gamers in need "I had all my items deleted! Time to get PAD'd!".
PittsburghAfterDark helps out gamers in need "I had all my items deleted! Time to get PAD'd!".
by EmperorLarryLand June 18, 2003
by Retard McFlurry December 23, 2007
by Gasha Gaydon January 22, 2011
by TheMood March 24, 2017
1: omg we just lost again, who are we playing against right now?
2: they’re the Ghost Pads, we will never beat them
2: they’re the Ghost Pads, we will never beat them
by Nocapsjustfacts November 08, 2021
A layer of toilet paper (usually somewhere between 3 and 8 pieces) laid down on the surface of water within the toilet bowl before one has a bowel movement. This layer of toilet paper, or ‘landing pad’, serves a 3-fold purpose: (1) To prevent the dreaded splashback effect caused by the fecal displacement of water; (2) To soften the “KER-PLUNK!” sound that often occurs when feces breaks the surface tension of the water (this is particularly effective because the toilet paper disables the properties of water’s surface tension by acting as a semi-permeable membrane, a sort of dampening medium between water and air; further, the speed of the displacement of the water is lessened, which makes for a much softer noise); and (3) To bring about an awareness of the TP supply before use, negating any chance that one might have a bowel movement, only to look over and notice that there is no toilet paper.
Johnny: "Dude, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents for the first time last night. Halfway through the night I realised that I needed to take a massive dump, which was uncomfortable because the bathroom was next to the living room where they were sitting, and the house was dead quiet"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
Billy: "No way, man... what did you do?"
Johnny: "I built a wicked landing pad, so not only did they not hear me, but I was also able to stay as dry as a cracker for the whole experience. What a night it was!"
by JPaps January 08, 2011