Oiled

Being unnecassarily angry or over obsessed with a person, place, or thing.

Marc was totally oiled last night. Got mad cuz i coughed too loud.

by McFlyKid October 14, 2010

owned

Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in CS games when someone kills you...

With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com

I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b!!

Batman ownz the Joker (again)

by savagegump February 11, 2005

Yu-Gi-Owned

Geek slang. Sometimes used as sarcastic insult of geeks who play Yu-Gi-Oh

"Yu-Gi-Owned MOTHERFUCKER!!"

by Matt October 3, 2003

self-owned

The word is pretty obvious. If you own yourself.
It's actually making a comment that makes yourself look stupid.
Usually used on forums.

Yesterday I forgot my girlfriend's name, and she dumped me.
Reply:
Oh my God, that's so self-owned

by King Alcohol May 19, 2006

Phunking Owned

A phrase posted on hacked MySpace accounts by a group of hackers known as the Phunkers. It is a play-on-words of the groups name, and the term fucking owned.

OMG I was phunking owned by the phunkers!!!11

by John Argon July 13, 2006

Owleomp

A person with no assuming species. No assuming gender. No assuming lifefulness. Are you assuming this definition right now?

Are you assuming my species right now? I'm an owleomp thank you very much

by Mel-Mel the specieless cow December 8, 2018

Owned N b0nEd

Pure racist pussy slaya, gets all the females and is seen as a cool man. Typically had a man bun

Person 1: do you know that Owned N b0ned guy
Person2: ay, he’s ducking scary, gets bare bitches tho

by Rip Bozo #packetwatch (cj) June 3, 2021