Omelefy

Omelefy (verb): The act of fucking a chick so hard and for so long that you turn her previously perfect little pussy into something resembling a raw omelette.

Zach - "Dude, have you fucked that hot bitch who keeps staying over your place yet?...."

Heath - "Nah man,... She's just a cock teasing little blue balls enforcer... If i ever do get the chance, i'm gonna absolutey omelefy her!"

by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010

omelerrhea

literal defintion: diarrhea caused by binging on omelettes.

abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery store why you have 6 cartons of eggs and 30 roles of toilet paper

cop: young lady, what exactly do you intend to do with all that eggland's best and charmin extra soft?

guilty teenage girl: well, um, officer, you see, i have omelerrhea....

by YoQueefa&Gayjus May 18, 2009

Havana Omelette

An explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your anus burning. Symptoms being a burning, swollen anus, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another poop.

I ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot Havana Omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of Mt. Vesuvius.

by redring January 23, 2014

Parcher Omelet

When two males leave egg shells behind a gas station after using the eggs as lubrication during anal sex.

Man, them dudes are making a Parcher Omelet again behind the shell station.

by Himmockey April 24, 2019

burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."

by The Omelet King February 6, 2008

Omelettize

to turn an object into something resembling the consistency of an omelette.

Man, this is baby making music!
Yeah, but that bass would omelettize a baby before it could form.

by Solly Jim July 9, 2009

Oswell

An uncommon surname originating from greek god 'zeus' which means they are at the top of the banter scale and rule over the peasants. Oswells always want to have fun but if you get on the wrong side of them you will suffer great conciquences as the name oswell also originates from the Hades the God of the underworld.

You don't want to get on the wrong side of an oswell!

by Bantersaurusrex2000 June 28, 2015