optisexual

A portmanteau of the words "optimal" and "sexuality".

Optisexual refers to a person whose gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex, or a combination thereof, are dynamically determined on the fly to maximize rights, privileges, and benefits. The optisexual individual is not obligated to claim, identify, or declare a fixed identity; instead, these aspects change automatically and seamlessly as needed to optimize and maximize their rights, benefits, or privileges for any and all circumstances. An optisexual person's gender, sexual preference and/or biological sex can also be held in a superposition of cases to maximize rights, benefits or proviledges accross combinations of circumstances simultaneously.

Sarah, as an optisexual individual, navigates societal expectations with ease, dynamically adjusting her gender identity, sexual preference, and biological sex to optimize and maximize her rights, privileges, and benefits in various situations, showcasing a unique and fluid approach to personal identity.

by Pa-suede-oh-name January 6, 2024

Optus

you're having the worst possible day ever - no phone or internet for a whole day while other network users live a normal life which induces a very deep and real FOMO. In the example below it replaces the word "cunt" and yet is more visceral.

Chris: How's your day been?
Brad: I've had an Optus of a day!
Chris: Wow - I really feel sorry for you Bro.

by the gold watch November 24, 2023

Obtuse

Yeah, no, you're doing it.

Hym "You're being obtuse because you don't want to have to accept that you're a piece of shit. 'WhO kNoWs!? Maybe-' Maybe nothing bitch. You steal my future I WILL STEAL SOMEBODY ELSE'S and I CANNOT GIVE BACK WHAT I AM GOING TO TAKE. It isn't US. It isn't OUR. You are fucking HIM... So you don't get my shit without paying. You fucking sneak-thief."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2025

Obtuse

Skepticism fails because the ability to predict is reflective of knowledge. If I'm playing against grux I know with a good amount of certainy that he's going to get his double pain first.

Hym "Matt, you're being obtuse because I won't humble myself. You would not have told the truth. If you would have let me speak THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. You are not the hero and do not care to be. You are a smug dismissive fuck who decided I was a schizophrenic and I was not. I was right. This is reaction #2 to what is happening to me and it isn't ever going to get better. Quit being obtuse. Tell me the truth or bury another one. I'm not asking and I'm not sorry. What you are doing is a luxury you don't deserve and what I'm doing is a right that I have. I won't ever give a single one up for free. I'm going to make sure everyone knows who's side you were on."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

full obtuse

Engaged in the doggy style position on a posture pedic bed. The guy starts raising the bed with the remote driving her head into the mattress that is raising. This creates an obtuse angle with the bed and the doggy atyle becomes an obtuse angle because he is pushing her head into the raising part of the bed.

We snuck into an empty room at the hospital and I raised the bed and went full obtuse on that nurse.

by The obtuse guy June 18, 2016

fucken obtuse

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Close minded.

You're so fucken obtuse!

by Helga77 April 17, 2017

Men-opause

A condition in which a male is going through a female phase. This can cause hot flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.

He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.

by Therealist22 April 1, 2022