Oppa Hunter

A person (particularly a non-Korean or mainly a non-Asian girl) who is obsessed with Korean men and is desperate to either be friends with them, be in a relationship with them, and or marry a them. They are also commonly known to overuse the word "oppa" (Korean word for a male that is older than you; term used by females) when talking not only about Korean males, but to other Asian men who happen to look Korean.

Guy 1: Dude this girl in my Korean class is a total oppa hunter.
Guy 2: Really? How so?
Guy 1: When I told her that I'm Korean she wouldn't stop calling me 'oppa' and then she wouldn't stop talking about her favorite K-POP groups and singers.
Guy 2: She sounds annoying.
Guy 1: You have no idea. She even called the Taiwanese guy in our class 'oppa'.
Guy 2: Is she even Asian?
Guy 1: Nah, she's white.

by choiinsoo August 21, 2013

equal opportunity cock

This describes a man who does not care if a woman is short or tall, thick or thin, black, brown, red, yellow, or white skinned, if she has kids or not, or if they are 10 years older or younger. Or 20 years, within the boundary of the law.

A woman only needs to be attractive for an 'equal opportunity cock' to be interested in having sex with said woman, and of course, attractiveness is relative...

The song 'Every Girl' by Lil Wayne describes the mindset of an equal opportunity cock.

(Spotting a hottie) Bob: I'd hit that.

John: I'd hit lots of women. I have an equal opportunity cock.

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White guy 1: I'm not attracted to black women.

White guy 2: Whatever. I have an equal opportunity cock.

by t_doffing July 18, 2009

oppapologist

Term that refers to kpop fans that always defend and make excuses for male idols even when they do very problematic things such as making sexist, racist or colorist remarks or blackface. Their trademark phrase is "Oppa didn't mean it".

"Aron oppa is not sexist! he didn't mean it!" says the oppapologist after Aron from Nu'est clearly states men are superior to women.

by Areum Dawo January 4, 2014

opporpoopity

its the time..usually spanning 15 to 20 minutes max....when u have to poop....

chuck: "dude i have to hang a dooky....and fast!"

flicka: "opporpoopity knocks! hit the fan bro!"

by badback9 August 16, 2010

Oppa

A respectful Korean term used by females to call older males such as older male friends or older brothers, but now with the Hallyu kickin' in, people are using it being as annoying as the Japanese, "Kawaii" wave.

Usually used in the annoying way by crazy kpop or jpop fangirls.

"Oppaaaa~<3"

"..."

"Oppa is so Kawaii~<3"

"..."

"OOOPPPPAAAA~!"

"..."

"OOOOOOPPPPAAAAAAAAA!!!111!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP, WOMAN!"

by Vivvie June 16, 2008

equal opportunity asshole

Someone who is an asshole to everyone regardless of age, gender, religion, political views or sexual orientation.

"I think Mark hates me because I'm Mexican."
"Nah, he's like that to everyone. He's an equal opportunity asshole."

by radiumbreath January 18, 2010

opportunity cost

The cost of choosing one course of action over another. Letting your second best option pass.
Economists tend to measure opportunity cost in terms of money for simplicity's sake. However value isn't always monetary.

At the restaurant, you are presented with a desert menu. Assuming that you only eat one desert, you have the choice between chocolate mouse, ice cream and honey crepes. Let's say you prefer ice cream to chocolate mouse, but honey crepes are your favorite. If you eat a honey crepe, ice cream (which would have chosen had you not had crepes) is your opportunity cost.

Another example would be if two women that you fancied, Sarah and Alice, asked you out and you said yes to Sarah (assuming monogamy), going out with Alice is your opportunity cost.

by anthonylebrun November 3, 2008