Oldmachar Academy

A shit school in the north east of Scotland. Almost every student there vapes or smokes, and the school is always getting vandalised. There’s 4 main groups of students at this school:

1: wanna be road men and chavs
2: the quiet kids

3: the emo, bunny hat kids and their discord mods

4: the smart kids

Person 1: what school do you go to?
Person 2: Oldmachar Academy
Person 1: I heard that place is a shit hole
Person 2: yeah, it is

by Fanny Flaps 69 March 13, 2023

Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

old man tyree

A very vulgar old man with very outspoken views about sex, pork rinds, his book, and vaginas.

"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."

by flash-aah December 6, 2009

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.

Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.

by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005

old man strength

Usually acquired by men around the age of 40. It is not something like adrenaline that comes when you need it most, if you are above the age of 40 and reasonably healthy, you will get it. It can be used to do hard physical labor, or prove to the younger crowd that you are not as old as they think you are. It is usually lost around the ages of 65-70 depending on your health.

John has old man strength, so he could outwork even the healthiest young men in his profession.

by Jeff4444 January 1, 2008