Olenka

meaning holy. This name means that she is popular, loved by all who are not jealous of her beauty, smart when she puts her mind to things, athletic, and a multi-tasker who is sometimes over confident in themselves. Olenka's are very good kissers and give amazing hugs. They are hard to gain trust from, and once you lose it, have fun getting it back. These people are very creative and love to be artistic and music, as well as being well rounded in life.

"Oh Olenka! You are just too amazing! Why are you so amazing??"
"I don't know. Either genes, or because I'm just living the definition of my name."

by obama_yo_mama.. June 6, 2009

Oldest Xbox known to man

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022

the oldest profession

Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo

by Fannyfucker123 January 2, 2017

ye olde bag of RAM

An ancient bag of rusted RAM sticks, bordering on archeological relics. Comprised primarily of RAM sticks with a capacity no greater than 2MB each. Usually found in the secret closed-off computer room at the back of your high school library.

"Crap, I tried to OC and now my RAM is fried. Let's take a trip to thelibrary to get some from ye olde bag of RAM"

"You could get an extra 4 MB out of ye olde bag of RAM."

by supaDISC April 29, 2004

older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.

Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.

by ChuckChaser69 May 18, 2008

Ooden

A person from an inbred country ghetto community in the north of england. Usually located in areas such as Neston, Ringway, Ellesmere Port, Ness and Parkgate.

Urrrgghh there goes that dirty gypo ooden paul jones, did you know he's related to half of the ringway

by William.A.Jones March 12, 2008

Olde fortran

A fictional brand of beer from the TV cartoon Futurama.

Bender always keeps a 40 of Olde Fortran in his chest.

by The Comedian May 30, 2006