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jerk off

slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!
gimme that jerk off
by sirociper January 21, 2010
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jerking off

by Jer October 19, 2003
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Jerk off

Someone who has a tendesee to screw things up.
The guy was supposed to fix my car, but instead he blew it up. He's a complete jerk off!
by Martina January 10, 2003
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jerk off

not to hard but not to soft ejaculating
my freind jerk off to a teacher and had a dream about banging her
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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jerk off

NBA fans showing enthusiasm for their team.
"Yeah you even have some jerk off fans trying to screw up a telecast" ~Bob Fitzgerald
by brach512 June 15, 2016
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jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it
by gethorny.com August 21, 2021
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A Jerk-off

2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !
by B-dones September 16, 2018
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