Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

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Sonic Onset Adventure

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad

these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

by sanikdud May 28, 2021

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teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

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onsert

An onsert is the same advertising piece as an insert, however instead of being featured inside a publication is included either attached to the front/back cover or inside any subscriber packaging

To give the brochure higher visibility, we included it as an onsert to the magazine

by Dylan Parkes November 18, 2006

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A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

by I'm Not Bob Either February 10, 2010

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