Oaf

Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees

Please Oaf! Noooo!

by Little Oaf October 7, 2016

Insufferable Oaf

An 'insufferable oaf' is a term used to describe someone when they are deliberately being quite obnoxious. Most famously used by James May on Top Gear when they were all participating in a race along the arctic to the North Pole, and himself and Jeremy were paired together. James sat on the toilet seat on the rear exterior of the Toyota Hilux when Jeremy slowly pulled away, resulting in an angry outburst from James.

'CLARKSON!' yelled James. 'I know it's you you Insufferable Oaf, I'm on the bloody throne!' he shouted, frustratedly.

by dalespelman2 September 19, 2019

B.A.D.O.A.K.

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"

by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018

oathall school

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."

'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'

by Ray x x November 18, 2017

Oakmont High School

A high school that must be trying really hard to win the "worst high school in America" award or some shit. If you have a son, I urgently advise you not to send him here. The girls that go to this school destroy lives. If you are a male, please consider going somewhere else. The minute you do something harmless that one of the girls doesn't like, she will go straight to the office and falsely accuse you of rape or something like that. Then when she does that everyone else turns on you and starts to call you a rapist/pedophile/sexual predator when you're still trying to figure out what the fuck it is that you did. The most common element of this scenario is when the beta cuck white knight soy boy jocks come to her defense even though she's at fault only because they've been spending years trying to get inside her pants. Then once the office finds you innocent and sees that there's no evidence that this bimbo's accusation is true, she gets off scot free for lying and your reputation is damaged forever because the administrators see the world in the same man-hating liberal way that the students do. Welcome to Oakmont.

Joe: *breathes*
Oakmont slut: Are you fucking serious? This is unacceptable. I'm going to the office right now and reporting you for that.
Joe: All I did was breathe.
Mike: Sorry bro, you're at Oakmont High School.

by 3e4943e October 5, 2019

Fucken oath

australian slang for "sure thing" or "i'll say or "you're right" or damn straight.

Statement: Its cold tonight
Response: Fucken oath it is

by Jacketstar November 19, 2013

and that's on the oaks

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

by OAKTRICK CASEY August 5, 2020