My Oh My

To keep a secret and have a guilty pleasure or for said thing to be bad

Person 1:Ahhhh! I forgot to pack my hair brush!
Person 2: My oh My!

by EverNoYah February 19, 2020

my life my life

This is what you say after something bad happens to you.

1. Tripping and falling on the ground - you say "my life my life"
2. Your girlfriend breaks up with you
3. You get hit by a bus
4. You accidently cut yourself
5. You cant think of any more examples for something

by GaaMonga August 3, 2009

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020

Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

My House, My Rules!

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

oh my, oh my

downtown miami slang: the utmost form of flattery, particular spoken when a smoking hot woman walks by

every time she walks by my desk I say "oh my, oh my"

by baghdassarian December 19, 2009

My Cows My Meat

“My Cows My Meat” refers to the ideology of one having ownership over the meat of his/her cows. This motto is not only terrible, but is also extremely unfunny. Any pathetic person who uses this figure of speech should be banished from society forever.

Kirk: “I swear it will be funny this time”
Sheen: “No it won’t”
Kirk: “My Cows My Me-“
Sheen: “SHUT THE FUCK UP. MY COWS MY MEAT IS NOT FUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE.”

by sandwichofchicken March 30, 2021