oatmeal hormones

Being instantly changing of your condition.

I was having such a bad day till Stephanie hugged me, and gave me those oatmeal hormones.

by Sontdp December 4, 2007

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.

Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."

by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005

Otomy

The birth child of Ology and Ectomy.Not defined as man or woman but generally an *all round legend*.1st cousin of Oscopy

Did you see her do that dare last night....damn...that girl is sooo otomy!!!

by I-am-not-a-man February 6, 2009

oatmeal ass nigga

usually a white person who participates in stereotypical caucasian activities like eating oatmeal

Andrew is such an oatmeal ass nigga his whole closet is from vineyard vines

by pussydestroyer21 October 12, 2014

Oatmeal ass

A person with a saggy ass, typically gloating about how gorgeous they are, and thinking they rule the world. In reality, they own nothing but a ass that has the appearance of two sacks of oatmeal being taped to their body.

"Omg! Look at her oatmeal ass!"
"Only old men would like that . Yuck."

by AnotherBrunetteBitch March 21, 2015

Octomonogus

Can be used to describe anything and everything.

This guy's octomonogus is really huge!

by Octogonomus December 14, 2022